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[20 Aug 2005|09:46am] |
Advanced Global Personality Test Results | Extraversion | |||||||||||| | 43% | | Stability | |||||||||||||| | 60% | | Orderliness | |||||||||| | 40% | | Altruism | |||||||||||||||||| | 76% | | Interdependence | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Intellectual | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Mystical | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Artistic | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Religious | || | 10% | | Hedonism | |||||| | 23% | | Materialism | |||| | 16% | | Narcissism | |||||||||||| | 43% | | Adventurousness | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Work ethic | |||||||||||| | 43% | | Self absorbed | |||||||||| | 36% | | Conflict seeking | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Need to dominate | |||||| | 23% | | | Romantic | |||||||||||| | 43% | | Avoidant | |||||||||||| | 43% | | Anti-authority | |||||||||||| | 43% | | Wealth | |||| | 16% | | Dependency | |||||| | 30% | | Change averse | |||||||||| | 36% | | Cautiousness | |||||||||| | 36% | | Individuality | |||||||||||||||||| | 76% | | Sexuality | |||||||||||||| | 56% | | Peter pan complex | |||||| | 30% | | Physical security | |||||||||||||||||||| | 90% | | Physical Fitness | |||||||||||||||||||| | 84% | | Histrionic | |||||| | 30% | | Paranoia | |||||||||||| | 43% | | Vanity | |||||||||||||| | 56% | | Hypersensitivity | |||||||||||||| | 56% | | Female cliche | |||||| | 30% | | | Take Free Advanced Global Personality Testpersonality tests by similarminds.comtrait snapshot: messy, tough, disorganized, fearless, not rule conscious, likes the unknown, rarely worries, rash, attracted to the counter culture, rarely irritated, positive, resilient, abstract, not a perfectionist, risk taker, strange, weird, self reliant, leisurely, dangerous, anti-authority, trusting, optimistic, positive, thrill seeker, likes bizarre things, sarcastic Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic. Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment. Extraversion results were moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.
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[19 Aug 2005|07:31pm] |
Looks like Cassie tagged me. I'm not doing anything better. 1. Go into your LJ's archives. 2. Find your 22nd post (or closest to). 3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to). 4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
"are all of u gay, if so is josh available"
Alright. I'm gonna do this but not put the rest of them months because I dunno how to do that journal cut because I never use this thing anyway. Oh and I don't know how to strike out so I'm gonna underline instead.
JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.
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[01 Jul 2005|10:12pm] |
LMFAO ROFL
A message sent to the geek squad.
From: Flip Date: Jul 1, 2005 3:48 PM Subject: i luv geeks Body: hit me up on yahoo messenger at acnj_teen
are all of u gay
if so is josh available
LMFAO
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[24 Jun 2005|05:32pm] |
My rant of the day:
ThisOnesFoJohnny: girl n guy speeding over 100mph on road on motocycle Girl:slow down Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you, but slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.(In the paper the next day): ...A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of break failure. Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the 18 year old boy realized that his breaks had broke, but he didn't want to let his partner know. Instead, he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, and let her wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one that would die. If there's anyone you love this much put this in ur profile independent 9o: omg that is soo sad ThisOnesFoJohnny: lmao duh you just keep driving until you run out of gas ThisOnesFoJohnny: then the both of you survive and you can live happily ever after independent 9o: lmfao independent 9o: i never realized that ThisOnesFoJohnny: lol ThisOnesFoJohnny: or drive into a mcdonalds playground thing and into the ball pit ThisOnesFoJohnny: gosh ThisOnesFoJohnny: . independent 9o: lmfaoo!! independent 9o: yeah but it was going over 100mph and if they are on the road of course they're going to crash ThisOnesFoJohnny: at 100 mph? ThisOnesFoJohnny: eh its not as fast as it sounds ThisOnesFoJohnny: you ever play need for speed? independent 9o: no ThisOnesFoJohnny: AND PLUS ThisOnesFoJohnny: WHAT WAS THE GUY DOING AT 100 MPH ANYWAY? ThisOnesFoJohnny: its not sweet its just stupid ThisOnesFoJohnny: besides how do we know that he wanted her to live ThisOnesFoJohnny: it mightve actually bothered him ThisOnesFoJohnny: lmao independent 9o: lmfao! ThisOnesFoJohnny: forgot to cut the tag off of it or something independent 9o: hahahaha ThisOnesFoJohnny: and dude if someone gave me a hug while controlling a 100 mph motorcycle, i think id just die independent 9o: i knoww independent 9o: lmfao ThisOnesFoJohnny: and he wanted to hear her say i love you because he wanted to know that when he died he wasnt a complete loser for having helmet hair independent 9o: omg independent 9o: hahahahaha ThisOnesFoJohnny: and now wait a second ThisOnesFoJohnny: this makes it seem like ThisOnesFoJohnny: you're invinsible if you wear a helmet ThisOnesFoJohnny: you know it could have been the chick that died ThisOnesFoJohnny: because a handle bar ran through her unprotected neck or something ThisOnesFoJohnny: while the guy just snapped his spinal cord and paralyzed himself for life. ThisOnesFoJohnny: you never know ThisOnesFoJohnny: i mean its like like when you crash you're GONNA get hit in the head ThisOnesFoJohnny: you might now. ThisOnesFoJohnny: not* ThisOnesFoJohnny: and you know what i like ThisOnesFoJohnny: THE LOSER GIRLS WHO HAVE NO LIFE THAT MAKE UP THESE THINGS ThisOnesFoJohnny: they're like ThisOnesFoJohnny: *giggle* i wish for a perfect boyfriend ThisOnesFoJohnny: who will drive me in a motorcycle at 100 mph ThisOnesFoJohnny: kill themselves ThisOnesFoJohnny: but make it passionate and sweet! ThisOnesFoJohnny: aw what a darling independent 9o: omfg independent 9o: time i love you soo much independent 9o: hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH independent 9o: tim* independent 9o: sorry independent 9o: aha ThisOnesFoJohnny: and then you notice ThisOnesFoJohnny: its usually the girls that are the good guys ThisOnesFoJohnny: like they'll tell some story about ThisOnesFoJohnny: how a girl liked this guy ThisOnesFoJohnny: and he never paid any attention ThisOnesFoJohnny: and then the she told him and he was like ThisOnesFoJohnny: i already have a girlfriend ThisOnesFoJohnny: "h00 ever f33ls lyk dis repost dis" ThisOnesFoJohnny: im like god get a life its probably some pretty boy who tucked his polo too far down his pants ThisOnesFoJohnny: you'll live you stupid hormone filled girls. independent 9o: lmfaoo!! ThisOnesFoJohnny: and then i hate those chicks who dis boys ThisOnesFoJohnny: they're like ThisOnesFoJohnny: ALL MEN ARE PIGS ThisOnesFoJohnny: and im like ThisOnesFoJohnny: hey stupid, you're a son(daughter) of a pig ThisOnesFoJohnny: and they're like dag yo ThisOnesFoJohnny: but seriously ThisOnesFoJohnny: i wouldnt be here for a woman, true ThisOnesFoJohnny: but i wouldnt be here without a guy either ThisOnesFoJohnny: but i mean cmon ThisOnesFoJohnny: girls are so much better than guys ThisOnesFoJohnny: that dont have penises... ThisOnesFoJohnny: they have longer hair ThisOnesFoJohnny: boobs ThisOnesFoJohnny: a vagina ThisOnesFoJohnny: and they can make a mean tuna casserole! independent 9o: lmfao ThisOnesFoJohnny: but dude i seriously think they're gonna kill of all male ThisOnesFoJohnny: s ThisOnesFoJohnny: and reproduce by budding. ThisOnesFoJohnny: you'll have martha stewart and like 5 little blonde things popping off her arms independent 9o: lol ThisOnesFoJohnny: and then there are gonna be those nutrition freaks ThisOnesFoJohnny: they're like ThisOnesFoJohnny: thinner than glenn's penis and they think they're so fat. independent 9o: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA independent 9o: omfgg that was funny
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[19 Jun 2005|05:04pm] |
"It's just a pain in my chest." "Do I need to call the emergency room?" "I don't know Mary." The light clicked on. Dad is pacing, clutching his chest. "What's wrong. Tell me what's wrong!" "It's just a pain in my chest and shoulder." I sit up. I look at the alarm clock, it's about 1 in the morning. I'm just watching. "I'm calling the emergency room." Mom said. "Tim, wake up your brother." But he was already stirring. I was wide awake, and I didn't know why. Dad tried to sit down. But he immediately got up and decided he'd rather pace the hotel room. Mom huffed and rolled her eyes. "What?" asked Dad. "They put me on hold!" I chuckled at the irony. Mom didn't find it funny, so much in fact she threw a pillow at me. I kinda sat there in awe. "Hi my husband's complaining about pains in his chest. Okay." Click. The abulence was on its way. "Sit down!" Mom yelled at Dad, nervous and frustrated. "I can't Mary!" For a couple of seconds, which felt like 5 minutes, I watched Dad. And everything was silent. He walked back, and forth. There was a knock on the door and the police came in. They talked to him, asked him personal questions and how he was feeling. He was sitting now, and claiming that the pain had gone away. Moments later, the paramedics came in, and asked the same questions. The policeman had written out directions for my mother, and the paramedics were strapping my father to the stretcher. "Do you want to ride in the ambulence with your husband or will you drive your sons?" the policeman asked. "Mom, I'll drive Tim. We'll follow the ambulence," Chris said. "Are you sure? You'll be alone," Mom said. "Go with Dad," he said, and took the keys. The policemen cleared out, and the paramedics manuevered the stretcher out of the hotel room. What I saw was my dad on a stretcher, wheeled away. Mom turned to us, and said, "Call Aunt Irene and tell her what happened."
We followed them and Chris, as routine, handed me his wallet, the directions, and his cell phone. We got in the car, and we were already breaking 2 laws. Chris wasn't wearing his glasses, and he's not allowed to drive after midnight. I called Aunt Irene. "Hello..?" "Hi, Aunt Irene........ Dad's going to the hospital." "Is he okay...? "I don't know. I just called you to let you know." "Okay well call me if anything happens to him." I was crying, but it was too dark for Chris to notice. I didn't want to cry in front of him. We were on the road following the ambulence. The ambulence went through a red light. So did we. Three laws. We were cut off though, and we lost the ambulence. We we're pretty much lost, but Chris found the hospital. We walked into the emergency room. I was crying the whole time. We waited, and then found Mom. She left. Me and Chris watched the old Saturday Night Lives, and some informercial for Natural Cures. My hoodie sleeves were soaked from my tears. Mom came back, but Chris left. He went to go wait in the car. It hadn't dawned on me, until later when my mother and I went to find him, that he had been crying the whole time.
Dad had triple bi-pass surgery. He's now better than he was before, except for a scar that runs down his chest. I'll probably remember this day for a while, especially this: "He might have gone to sleep one night, and not wake up."
Happy Father's Day.
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[23 May 2005|02:30pm] |
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[19 May 2005|06:47am] |
"a gurl was home alone one nite. she was horney and was in a chat room. someone aimed her. OneBIGdIck102:hello GurllywurllyBabe:hey stud OneBIGdIck102:asl GurllywurllyBabe:16/az/my room ;) OneBIGdIck102: are u horeny? GurllywurllyBabe:yes. very. do u have ne pix? OneBIGdIck102::yes. OneBIGdIck102:alright. ur turn
the grul sent pix of her naked and the guy and her talked everyday.
and one day he asked to meet up with her. they decided to meet at the mall.
she looked everywhere but couldnt find him so she went home.
she was on the computer in her room (like usuall) she got an aim form that one guy OneBIGdIck102
OneBIGdIck102:Hi. i have a surprise for u. GurllywurllyBabe:really ,what? OneBIGdIck102:ur not alone. GurllywurllyBabe:what do u mean.?:( OneBIGdIck102:ur not alone.
frighten the gurl looked around.----
GurllywurllyBabe:BABE what do u mean?
OneBIGdIck102 signed off at 11:00 pm
the gurl got a fone call... Look in ur closet the gurl frightend, opend the closet. and there is when the guy OneBIGdIck102 raped her and shoved things up her genital area... he abused her until she suffferd and died.
she want everyone to save them selfs coppy and paste this in 5 min or the gurl will hide in ur closet and watch u in ur sleep. who nos wat shell do.
this is a true story it has been on the news and in the pape"
First, if you want me to feel bad or something, atleast type it with some sense of spelling and grammar. It's phone, not fone. And I almost understand that. Because fone takes less than phone. Actually it doesnt take less time. But girl and gurl? Actually gurl took more for me.
Anyway, way to make me feel really bad too. You win the "raped her and shoved things up her genital area..." award. Just because you found someway to make rape sound funny. Shoved things up her genital area. I think you'd get the point across if you just said he raped her. You didn't have to tell me where he lives and his mothers maiden name.
Oh. And everyone. Save yourselves. Because she's gonna hide in your closet and watch you sleep through the door. See the thing you forgot is dead raped girls get the power to see through things when they die.
P.S. Did anyone read about that in the pape?
Anyway. As you could tell in previous entries, I'm pretty vengeful. I was over Trish's with Heather. Trish lives next door to Shayne Feriod. Let's see...
"You wanna play basketball with us?" "No. Heather sucks at it." "Thats okay. *whispers* she has big boobs."
I know I didn't get that right, mainly because I wasn't there at the time.
Oh and guess what. That's sexual harassment. And if I wasn't a nice guy and did care about what Shayne said, trust me, his ass would be sued before it'd be kicked.
"Hi." *Heather stares* "Me and you would make a great couple." *Heather gives even meaner and grossed out stare*
And everytime he looked over either Heather was in my arms or jumped in them.
But I promise. I'm not gonna start anything. Or be like yo yo fight at the ditch 3 o clock. But I swear. I have a temper. I can control it, mostly. But Shayne: if you lay a finger on her, or talk about her like that, I promise you it won't happen again.
Have a pleasant and productive day.
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[14 May 2005|11:23am] |
Your Deadly Sins
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Envy: 60%
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Wrath: 40%
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Sloth: 20%
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Gluttony: 0%
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Greed: 0%
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Lust: 0%
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Pride: 0%
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Chance You'll Go to Hell: 17%
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You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic. |
hahah!
That does sound like me.
I can't wait for Ally and those people to go to the beach too. That way I won't have to deal with them.
And P.S. John Madigan won Mr. Glassboro. And my brother sang with him.
Last night: No bumpers... 115. Yeah thats right. I bowl ONCE a year. Steven's party. And I got a 115.
I like women.
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[08 May 2005|12:22pm] |
 | You scored as Indie Rock. Indie Rock.
Indie Rock | | 71% | Indie | | 63% | Ska | | 63% | Punk and Pop Punk. | | 63% | Classic Rock. | | 58% | Hardcore | | 50% | Industrial | | 42% | Britpop | | 38% | Emo & More | | 38% | Hip Hop and Rap | | 8% | Country | | 8% | Mainstream | | 0% | </td>
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Bitch.
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[08 May 2005|08:10am] |
I love Heather, Steven, Josh, Glenn, Joycel, Linds, [I guess Frank], MAYBE TRISH but Steven might beat me up for it. And Christine. Ally.
:)
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[08 May 2005|07:58am] |
I'm done.
Hahahahahaha.
Thanks.
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[06 May 2005|10:41pm] |
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People make me giggle.
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[04 May 2005|06:36am] |
Concert last night. It was alright. I think we got the biggest applause after Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy. But thanks for everyone that came, or tried to.
WHOOP IM THE GOD OF HOPE.
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[10 Apr 2005|09:37am] |
Breaking News.
Pope: Still Dead.
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[04 Apr 2005|07:11am] |
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Well I haven't updated in forever.
I love Heather. So much. Like. No I can't even describe it.
I gave Heather Knuckles to give to Joycel. Which was probably jerk-like on my part to Heather. I'm sorry.
Lmao I get so confused when people say Hedd. Because I haven't heard it in forever. But I like Heather better. I went to her game, even though she didn't show up until halftime. But Heather playing soccer in the mud = yum. She said one of the chicks on the other soccer team said I was cute. Ha. I didn't know girls checked me out. But she was ugly. She was the one that got the ball that was right near me. Lmao I was like, IM NOT TOUCHING THE BALL. IM NOT GONNA TOUCH THE BALL. She probably didn't laugh. But I thought it was funny.
So anyway Heather + Steven came over on Friday (both LATE) gosh. But yeah we played videogames and watched tv and Steven took pictures of himself. Steven left and Heather stayed like 20 minutes later. So yeah we were alone heh heh. I love her so much. HER BIRTHDAY IS SOON OMG I JUST REALIZED. OMG ITS TOMORROW. HOLY CRAP.
Anyway, I went to Glenn's and I slept over. AND I PLAYED WITH THE KITTIES. OMG THEY'RE SO CUTE I WANT A KITTY-CAT. They loved me so much. I think they liked me better than Glenn. We played Dragonball Z lmao. And the game messed up. But the next day I went to Heather's game, like I said. Which was yesterday. But some man-girl punched Heather :(. EW HEATHER WAS IT THE FRIZZY BLONDE HAIRED ONE? And Heather was limping too because of her knee. I just wanted to pull her out and take her home I felt so bad. I got really lucky.
I haven't talked to Megan for like. A while. And I miss her. And I miss Ally. Allykins*.
And I def miss Heather.
Yay for delayed openings.
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[22 Mar 2005|05:57pm] |
Comment To Be Added or I'll kill you.
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[22 Mar 2005|05:20pm] |
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I stole this from Heather.
Coolest: All of them Funniest: me of course. One who laughs the most: Megan omg. Craziest: Pokemon! Hottest: Tim. I MEAN HEATHER Cutest: Heather shes a cutie Most Huggable: Heather. AND JOYCEL OMG SHE ATTACK-HUGS Smartest: Steven Geekiest: Joycel. Just to make her day. Most Gangsta: Steven Most Popular: Josh Most Artistic: Joycel Most Musical: ME NOT GLENN HE STOLE MOST MUSICAL FROM ME. Drama Queen/King: Misty from pokemon Blondest: Ally Shiest: STACY Nicest: not Josh. Best Singer: LINDSAY!!!! Best Personality: Heather. And Lindsay because shes like my twin. Loudest: Ryan. Sickles. Most sarcastic: NOT me. The one you'd want to be with (if you had to pick): Heatherrrr Advice Giver: Joycel Heather Linds Most Dependable: Joycel Most Trustworthy: Joycel Person you've known the longest: Steven MOST HYPERERERER: I hate those hyper kids The one you wish you spent more time with the most: Heather Megan Joycel Linds The Stupid One: POkeMon Most Charming: Tim. Flirt: Ally and Megan Best Writer: Joycel Biggest GOSSIPER: YOU HEATHER. YOUUUUUUU. Best Hair: I'm in love with Lindsays hair when she doesn't straighten it! Biggest Hair: heh heh heh Naughty one: Well one time Heather was over my house and... Grossest: Glenn One that cheers you up: Heather Linds Megan Strongest (Physically): Joycel can definitely beat the hell outta me Strongest (Emotionally): Weakest (Physically): i dont know Weakest (Emotionally): i dont know Wisest: Tim/Joycel Biggest Rebel: shy3usdf Ideal Boy/girlfriend: Heather Most Athletic: Not Joycel unless beating Tim up is a SPORT Most Cynical: me i hate you Most Boring: Joycel. And I'm NOT kidding. Person who gets bored the most: Ally Most social: Ally. 102 FRIENDS! Most Mom-like: Joycel looks like a 60 year old mom. Most responsible: steven Most emo: Joycel puts the ugly in emo
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